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Oke, gue tadi chatting di Omegle, dan lo harus tau kalo gue BOONG BERAAAAAAAAT. Nah, inilah conversation gue sama si Stranger.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi too
You: f/m?
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: sure
Stranger: where from?
You: you first
You: but i'm in usa
Stranger: USA
Stranger: cool
You: rhode island?
Stranger: me ?
Stranger: or you?
You: you
Stranger: no i'm not from rhode island haha
You: oh
You: i am from RI
Stranger: cool
Stranger: why are you up so late though
You: i can't sleep
You: even i didn't check the time
Stranger: yeah its like almost 1 oclock there
You: i slept for two or three hours, but i woke up and i couldn't sleep anymore
You: so i decided to just go with the internet
Stranger: not a bad choice
Stranger: so do you have school tomorrow or someting?
You: no, i have graduated from college
You: what about you?
Stranger: yeah me too
Stranger: i'm 26
You: i'm 24
You: you work?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: unemployed
Stranger: :(
Stranger: you?
You: i work, but i am on maternity leave :)
You: where's your location anyway?
Stranger: California
Stranger: how long of a leave do they give?
You: 2 months before the labor, 3 months after it
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i wish i could get pregnant!
You: why?
Stranger: 5 months off?
Stranger: thats a lot
You: yeah, i know
You: but out of 5 months, i just take 4 months
Stranger: why not take the full 5
You: it's a bit of boring to be at home for 2 months and do nothing
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: i can imagine
You: see? that's why i take my maternity leave for 4 months only
Stranger: has the baby been born yet?
You: yes :)
You: that's why I haven't slept yet; because I was feeding my baby
You: but now she's asleep
Stranger: sweet
You: you've got a gf?
Stranger: do you watch dancing with the stars
Stranger: no i dont' lol
Stranger: i'm a loser
You: no, i am just listening to some songs from my iPod
Stranger: cool
You: and perhaps I'm gonna watch youtube
You: why do you think you're a loser?
Stranger: well
Stranger: i have no job
Stranger: i live with my folks at 26
Stranger: i haven't had a gf in like 6+ years
Stranger: haven't been laid in almost 1
Stranger: all signs point to loser :)
You: haven't been laid? you're a virgin?
Stranger: i said i haven't been laid in almost a year
You: oh, okay
You: then look for a job and find a girl
Stranger: haha i try
You: what college did you attend?
Stranger: UC SC
You: UC SC?
Stranger: yeah
You: Santa Cruz?
Stranger: yea
You: oh i see. what major?
Stranger: health sci
Stranger: yup
Stranger: what kind of work you do?
You: i'm a nurse
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: and your husband
Stranger: ?
You: he's a doctor
You: so he really understands why i didn't want to leave the hospital for maternity leave :)
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: so he must be a bit older huh
You: yeah
You: he's 27
Stranger: is he done with residency yet?
You: residency?
You: sorry sometimes i forgot about things like that
Stranger: you don't know what residency is?
Stranger: and your husband is a doctor?
Stranger: .....
You: oh sorry, yes he has
You: he's done with it
Stranger: when did he complete it?
You: a year ago
Stranger: hehe
You: he does a lot of things pretty fast
Stranger: i don't believe you
You: why?
Stranger: for someone to complete residency by age 26 is very unlikely
You: i know
Stranger: so where did he go for school
You: duke
Stranger: cool
You: what's your name, by the way?
Stranger: paul
Stranger: and u?
You: hazel
Stranger: ok cool
You: you said you live with your folks?
Stranger: yep
You: you live with them since you graduate?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: on and off
You: oh i see
You: why don't you live with your family?
Stranger: haha i do
Stranger: those are my folks
You: oh sorry, i thought you meant your friends
You: some of my friends referred 'folks' as 'friends'
Stranger: strange
You: you have a brother/sister?
Stranger: 2 brothers
Stranger: why?
You: just asking
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: hey, i gotta go
You: my baby cries again
Stranger: yeah good tlaking hazel
You: nice to chat withy you
You: *with
You: byee
Stranger: bye

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