Sabtu, 10 Oktober 2009

Forty Theory

Hey all people! Next Monday would be the first day of Mid-Semester Test a.k.a. UHBT in Labschool, but I haven't studied anything yet hihi. For ninth-graders, we don't have to study Statistics from Math or Electroscope thingies from Physics to do the UHBT. We will have the Tes Paket 1. It is a test given by the school for ninth-graders after we have Paket. Paket is like an additional time of studying at school to prepare us to do the National Final Examination. (sorry if right now I am using a very bad grammar)

The subjects in Paket are Physics, Math, Biology, English, and Bahasa Indonesia. Paket 1 is for the seven-grade lessons, which means we are studying what we had studied about 2 years ago. And next Monday to Friday, we'll have tests that contain seven-grade matters. Which means this is very good if our chairmate is a seventh-grader!! Hahahahahahaha okay now I really am half-insane.

I somewhat have tried to tell myself not to play around and start to study harder. But, well, enough of saying that I'll study really hard, because that comes from inside me, right?

I'm gonna talk about the Forty Theory. Anyone knows about this theory? No one? Well, okay, now I'll tell you all about a theory that suddenly comes into my head. So, the biggest result of UAN (the average after all four scores are combined lalala) is 40, right? Now, imagine if YOU are the one who got that 40. Your parents would cry and they'd be really shocked but extremely proud of you, right? Your friends would say: "God, you're so damn smart I wish I could do it just like you." And all of your family would a bit of bragging you. For example, your granddad would say: "He/she is my grandchild. Did you know that he/she got 40 for UAN?" And you yourself would be proud and happy.

If you got 40, then there is 90% of chance that your parents would say: "We're proud of you. You said you wanted to go to X public high school? Then you can! Or Y public high school, which is the best in town? Then you CAN! Here, let me take your papers and Dad will drive you there! They will accept you as a student!!!"

Although the reality might not be that extreme, but it is true, right? If you got 40, then your parents would be somewhat forced to give you what you want at the time, right? For example: "Mom, Dad, I wanna go to XZ Public High School." Then your dad said: "No, you can't! It's too far from our house and you'll have to work hard to stay there." You could smile and replied: "Dad, I got 40 and I couldn't go to the school I want?" And remember to say 40 very clearly and loudly. There is 92% of chance that your dad would say: "......... Okay, you'll go there."

See? FORTY wins a lot!!! No, not a lot, but nearly EVERYTHING!!!!!




--- okay, now I really am insane... -__-

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